Trolls are everywhere lately.  Every livestream feed is full of them.  There are multiple imposter accounts sniping people in YouTube accounts saying “Its me Jack contact me on WhatsAp”, folks Jack doesn’t do that, and he doesn’t even have a WhatsAp account.

I am pretty sure my latest stint in YouTube prison is from a troll reporting it for “medical misinformation”.   Considering it was over 2 weeks old when I got tossed in the GOOLAG, again.  The truth is like light, trolls are afraid of it.

We have scum bags on Instagram like this prick here, that is not me.  About 100 of you have reported this prick to instagram as a fake account.  Instagram clearly does not care about it’s users.  It has me thinking of just leaving instagram.

Everywhere I turn there is a troll and an imposter.  It is the world of being known online.  It comes in waves.  In 2015 I was ready to hunt some of these people down and remove their back teeth with a pair of vice grips, then it ebbed out to tolerable levels, it comes and goes.

So I am doing this post for two reasons.  First just so you are aware of this crap.  I know at least one person was suckered into sending bitcoin to one of these assholes on YouTube.  Second to live up to one of my Jackisms, “I monetize trolls“.

My birthday is coming up in August.  You always get asked, “what do you want for your birthday”?  Usually I am like, nothing, please, I don’t need anything.  But I want something this year, something you can’t really buy, but you can create it.  What do I want?

Satisfaction!

I want to know the shit these people are pulling to hurt me and slander me, benefits me instead.  I want to monetize these scum bags.  So the discount code for this sale is what?  You guessed it!

troll

So what does it get you?  30 bucks a year for the MSB which is usually 50 dollars a year and people pay that for it every single day.  And it applies to renewals as well as long as you don’t cancel your account.  To join the MSB just go here.  If this sounds good to you and you want to buy one for like your brother, your friend, your dog, in the name of your own troll, you can.

I am going to go on air when it ends and let you guys know how well these trolls were monetized.  Just make sure if you do get an account for a third party, say your imaginary friend, that you cancel auto renewal after signing up, assuming you want to anyway.  If you have any issues with canceling just email me and say you need it done and the username on said account.

You Can Join the MSB or Renew Your Expired Account Here

But I am not done yet!  If you use the Fountain App or any Podcasting 2.0 App like Breez or Curio Caster, don’t want a membership or already have one and just want to dog pile on the trolls, send me a boostagram with any message you want, just make the first word TROLL in all caps like that.

I will read these on the air, likely a few times a week as they come in until troll season ends.  If you do this please also send me an email with TSPC in the subject line and a copy of your message, so I don’t miss any of them.  Troll tears are delicious after all.

Wait?  There is a Troll Season?

Anytime is a good time to troll hunt and there is no closed season on trolls themselves, but there is a season for this opportunity.  It is July 20th – August 7th and my birthday lands inside that date.

So Join the MSB Today and Help Me Get Satisfaction.

Or send a boostagram and a message with it for the air and back it up with an email.  If you prefer to send Lightning directly you can just use the QR Code on TipLightning.com and then send me an email with TSPC Troll in the subject line with your message.

If you want to send on chain bitcoin send me an email and I will generate an address for that and send it back to you. Again put TSPC troll in the subject line.

* P.S. – I should not have to tell anyone this buy my email is jack@thesurvivalpodcast.com